Simple, DIY Pot Brownies - Make Marijuana Edibles at Home for Less (Six Times Cheaper!)

Yes, it is simple to make delicious marijuana brownies - of known potency - at home, for much less than buying them at the dispensary or pot shop. If you want six pot brownies for the price of one, read on - Stoner Living will show you how!

Thirty Six Lovely Brownies, Each with 18mg THC!

Legal marijuana comes in many forms: cured flower, pre-rolled joints, extracts in cartridges and edible formats. Edibles are of particular interest to health conscious consumers because they eliminate the hazards associated with smoking: no smoke, no carbon monoxide, no smelly cloud. 

In states with legal marijuana, edible marijuana confections and beverages are made with strict limits on the active ingredient. In Washington state, this limit is 10 mg THC per piece, with a maximum of 10 pieces in a package or 100 mg THC total. Having such limits is a prudent policy, and as somebody who has overdone edibles, I can attest that it isn't fun to overdo it. I've polished off a plate of medicated brownies and then slept for 17 hours. With store bought marijuana edibles, you know how much THC you will get per item, making for a much safer cannabis experience. 

When cooking with cannabis flower, it is difficult to accurately estimate to estimate the quantity of THC in a given brownie. But, by cooking with extracts purchased at the dispensary, it's possible to make excellent quality home-made marijuana edibles of known potency. The ability to make these products at home is wonderful for vegans or other orthorexics out there. 

The easiest way to safely make medibles is to begin with an edible concentrate, like RSO (Rick Simpson Oil). RSO is an alcohol extracted cannabis extract that can be added to anything you wish to cook. With a little simple math, it's easy to reliably calculate the THC quantity in each piece of your delicious, home made marijuana edibles. 

RECIPE: Simple Stoner Living Pudding Brownies

Ingredients:

1g edible cannabis extract (eg. Rick Simpson Oil)

6 tbsp butter (most of a stick)

2/3 cup sugar

1 egg

1 tsp vanilla extract

1/2 cup flour

1 package chocolate pudding mix (3.4 oz size)

2 tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder

1/2 tsp. baking powder

1/2 cup walnuts (optional)

Wet Ingredients with cannabis extract (RSO) added

Instructions:

Heat oven to 350 F. 

Grease a 9" x 9" pan with plenty of butter.

Begin your brownies by creaming your butter, sugar, egg and vanilla until well mixed. Take your cannabis extract and mix it in with these 'wet' ingredients. 

Meanwhile, combine your dry ingredients in a separate bowl: flour, pudding mix, unsweetened cocoa and baking powder. Mix these dry ingredients together.

Dry Ingredients 

Add your dry ingredients to your wet ingredients and stir well. If desired, fold in nuts at this point.

Dry Ingredients Mixed into the Wet Ingredients

Smooth ingredients into your well greased pan. Bake at 350 F for 20-30 minutes. Brownies are done when a toothpick inserted comes out clean. 

Carefully cut brownies into pieces of even sizes. This is very important if you want to determine the THC content of your brownies. In our example, we cut our brownies into 36 squares.

Carefully cut the brownies into EVEN sized pieces.

Now - we do a little simple math. Our cannabis extract has a label stating that it contains 657 mg THC. Because we made 36 brownies, we calculate that each brownie will have 18.25 mg THC.

It's Easy to Calculate the THC per Brownie!

657 mg THC total divided by 36 brownies = 18.25 mg THC per brownie.

Be careful, as these are stronger than commercially available brownies! I like to wrap these brownies in plastic wrap, making little 4-packs. Each 4-pack has a total of 73 mg THC, which experience has taught me is an ideal dosage for me, personally.  I wrap my 4-packs of brownies in foil and store them (carefully labeled) in the freezer. 

Brownies wrapped for Storage

Making your own brownies offers considerable savings over purchasing store bought edibles. One box of edibles with a total of 100 mg THC costs between $10-$30. This recipe made the equivalent of six boxes of cannabis edibles, for the cost of one unit of extract (~$20). It's like getting six brownies for the price of one! 

If making your own brownies is too much effort, you can just add extract to a batch of brownie mix from the grocery store.  

To calculate the potency of any type of edible made from a cannabis extract, cut your final product into evenly sized pieces; then divide the total amount of THC in your extract by your number of pieces. Extract is often sold in 1g sizes (1g = 1000 mg). Potency is often expressed as a percentage of THC, so if your extract is 65.7% THC, your 1g of extract has a total of 657 mg THC.

Please be safe and responsible with marijuana edibles - mark them clearly and keep them away from pets and children. Remember that the effects of eating cannabis can take several hours to fully manifest. 

(C) 2021 Stoner Living

Terrible Stoner Ideas circa 1975 - "Ways to Turn Bad Weed to Good" (Actually, Making Bad Pot Worse)

Now that marijuana is available in convenient retail establishments, quality is up and it's hard to find *bad* weed in Washington state. New cannabis edibles, extracts including shatter and alternative formats like cartridges are proliferating. It's the Cambrian explosion of pot evolution, and weed is morphing from a commodity to a category of differentiated value-added products.

Much of the branded cannabis sold as flower has excellent organoleptic qualities, but frankly, I hadn't smoked cannabis in over a year until the terrible vape-lung epidemic began a few months ago. I no longer smoke cigarettes, and unconsciously moved away from smoking cannabis in lieu of vaping or eating it. For some reason, the vape-lung epidemic made me nostalgic for the old-fashioned ritual of smoking.

"Too much bad weed is in the garden" - Junior Murvin lyrics

But I digress...

From the bygone era when groovy folks rolled grass into reefers, here is some vintage advice from the annals of stoner history. These ideas range from bizarre to terrible, and are probably quite puzzling to young cannabis aficionados who have never faced a bag of low-grade marijuana.

See below for the information exactly as I found it, spelling errors and all.

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WAYS TO TURN BAD WEED TO GOOD WEED 

1. Place the dope in a container which allows air to enter in a restricted 
fashion (such as a can with nail holes punched in its lid) and add a 
bunch of dry ice, and the place the whole thing in the freezer for a 
few days. This process will add a certain amount of potency to the product, 
however, this only works with dry ice, if you use normal, everyday 
freezer ice, you will end up with a soggy mess... [whf? SL]
2. Take a quantity of grass and dampen it, place in a baggie or another 
socially acceptable container, and store it in a dark, dampish place 
for a couple of weeks (burying it also seems to work). The grass will 
develop a mold which tastes a bit harsh, and burns a tiny bit funny, 
but does increase the potency.       [NOOO - don't do it! SL]
3. Expose the grass to the high intensity light of a sunlamp for a full 
day or so. Personally, I don't feel that this is worth the effort, but 
if you just spent of your friend's money for this brick of 
super-Colombian, right-from-the-President's-personal-stash, 
and it turns out to be Mexican dirt weed, and you're packing your bags to 
leave town before the people arrive for their shares, well, you might 
at least try it. Can't hurt. [maybe?  SL]
4. Take the undisirable portions of our stash (stems, seeds, weak weed, 
worms, etc.) and place them in a covered pot, with enough rubbing 
alchol to cover everything.  [Choose Ethyl Alcohol (not rubbing) - SL]
Now CAREFULLY boil the mixture on an ELECTRIC stove or lab burner. DO 
NOT USE GAS - the alchol is too flammable. After 45 minutes of heat, 
remove the pot and strain the solids out, SAVING THE ALCOHOL. 
Now, repeat the process with the same residuals, but fresh alchol. 
When the second boil is over, remove the solids again, combine the two 
quantities of alcohol and reboil until you have a syrupy mixture. 
Now, this syrupy mixture will contain much of the THC formerly hidden 
in the stems and such. One simply takes this syrup then throughly 
combines it with the grass that one wishes to improve upon.

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Oy vey! Please don't try these ideas at home.

Let's consider these suggestions point-by-point:

1) I don't understand why CO2 from the dry ice would improve the potency of  bad weed that is dried and cured and in the bag. CO2 supplementation is used to facilitate indoor marijuana horticulture-prior to harvest.
2) No! (And, ewww!) Don't mold your bad pot in an ill fated attempt to improve it. Most terrible marijuana from yesteryear was terrible because it was moldy. Encouraging mold is more likely to degrade the psychoactive and aromatic properties of the marijuana and that isn't the objective here. Plus, toxic mold could grow.
3) Blasting bad weed with a sunlamp might drive off some of the musty character, but won't enhance potency via any logical mechanism. Proper drying and curing procedures are vital to ensuring good smoking quality and potency, but isn't a magic technique. Allowing time to 'air-out' cannabis with any type of aromaatic off-note or mustiness is a fine idea.
4) Alcohol extracts are a time-tested technique for making use of cannabis scraps... but use ethyl alcohol, not rubbing alcohol! Rubbing alcohol in the US is either isopropyl alcohol, or a denatured ethyl alcohol specially treated with bitterants/ adulterants intended to make it taste terrible. Use Everclear® or another highly concentrated alcohol intended for consumption available. When Everclear® is not available, high proof (>100) vodka is another alternative that will not add much flavor; 151 Rum is another widely available high-proof choice.

I have no idea who penned these tips, or where they originated. If anyone is aware of the original provenance, please drop us a line and I will update this article to give credit where credit is due.

DIY Bunker Door by Jack B. Nimble

These questionable 'tips' were included in a trove of  forbidden information available for 99 cents on the darkweb [250+ B@nned Books - Drugs, Scientology, Hacking - instant download!]. I'm a curious soul who couldn't miss an opportunity this good. Other gems included design plans for a re-enforced metal door, fashioned with automobile springs able to withstand a battering ram and (my favorite) husbandry & 'milking' instructions for the psychedelic Sonoran toad.

I'll end this dispatch with a few thoughts for readers of Stoner Living. I suggest that if you need a door that can withstand a battering ram, you are probably not living like you should. Also, while reptile husbandry is a worthwhile hobby, torturing toads by squeezing the living daylights out of them so you can get high is totally unacceptable. Kindness and decency is sexy; harming small, helpless animals makes you a jerk.

On the subject of 'bad weed', remember the obvious -  you can't polish a turd. If your cannabis is bad/moldy/frumpy, just throw it out! It's that simple. This is an ancillary public health benefit of legalizing marijuana, because when the clandestine market commands astronomical prices north of  ~20$/gram, consumers will smoke that moldy (or otherwise contaminated) weed, health consequences be damned.

I am grateful to live in Washington State, where regulated retail stores sell safe cannabis products, free from adulterants (like vitamin E) added by unscrupulous black market profiteers. I believe the federal legalization of cannabis will provide needed consumer protection and save lives. Let's make it happen.

(c) 2019 Stoner Living Blog.

RSO 'Rick Simpson Oil' - an affordable, versatile cannabis preparation for vaping, smoking or eating

Hi-Guys RSO - 1g tubes $15-$18, at Seattle Tonics

Extracts of cannabis in their many guises have proliferated since the legalization of recreational marijuana in Washington State. Edible cannabis preparations are widely available, albeit relatively expensive compared to other formats of cannabis like good-ole smoking grade flower. Marijuana extracts have proliferated and increased in potency and consistency across the board - like the 1g cartridges of super-pure distillate claiming potency north of 97% (not RSO).

RSO is a preparation popularized by the medical marijuana community, but is also enduringly popular with ganja farmers and other bulk users as a way to to utilize cannabis scraps and leftovers. RSO is a versatile cannabis format, more suitable for medical use than formats limited to consumption via smoking. RSO can be put into capsules, used as an edible, smoked, vaporized or mixed with emollients and made into a topical formulation for use on skin.

To make RSO, cannabis is pulverized and extracted into a solvent - isopropyl alcohol, hexane or others. Ethanol - even in its purest drinking form as Everclear, is 95% alcohol - contains 5% water requiring subsequent removal.The principle of GIGO, garbage-in-garbage-out, applies to RSO extractions - starting with inferior material won't yield a superior finished product.

Several processes can be found online, including the original from Rick's website. Different techniques vary in equipment, solvent and time/ temperature paradigms. The liquid is strained out of the spent material, and gently evaporated to leave the concentrated marijuana extract - Rick Simpson Oil. RSO is a thick, tarry, blackish goo mostly because it still contains chlorophyll, which is also alcohol soluble. Chlorophyll gives plants their green color, it adds (generally undesirable) aroma and flavor compounds and does not increase potency in terms of cannabinoid content.

Not to be eating this!

There are medical marijuana preparations made via 'whole plant' extractions, including leaves, stems and plant components not generally included in extracts. Some medical proponents believe complex and possibly unelucidated compounds contribute to the effect of RSO. But the 'Wellness' industry is brimming with products that over-promise and under-deliver and some of the claims made about medical marijuana are simply too fantastic to be true. As a patient with a chronic, autoimmune condition I am privy to novel forms of quackery hitting the street. Often these products are sold by multi-level marketers who operate with a pseudo-religious zeal.

The blackish-hue of RSO and its thick, unwieldy nature (just TRY to get it off your bathroom vanity) diminish the potential reach of this marijuana extract. However, Stoners are over-indexed in the waste-not-want-not school of thought, so a scrap using paradigm has appeal. Smokers may enjoy adding RSO to extract laden joints and other specialty products. RSO is widely available at attractive price-points in some markets and almost unheard of in others. Go figure.

RSO is an extract which can be used in a variety of ways - smoking, vaping or as an edible. However, most states have enacted strict laws restricting product and package size for medibles. In WA, the serving size of a marijuana edible is 10mg of active ingredient, with no total container having more than 100mg active ingredient per package.

The High Guys RSO pictured above comes packaged as 1g (1000mg) in a needleless syringe sealed in a plastic/mylar bag. This is an excellent, affordable RSO option produced by the fine people at Cowlitz County Cannabis, under their Hi Guys brand, focused on providing great value products for the working man. Their 1g containers of RSO are available at a marvelous price point $15-$18/g and are currently available at Seattle Tonics and other Washington retailers.

10mg/candy or 100mg per bag

With the Hi-Guys RSO label showing total cannabinoids at 72%, we know the container contains 720mg Cannabinoids or seventy two servings of edible cannabis (at 10mg/serving). So don't eat it! This product is not labeled nor intended for edible use. Most boxes of medibles run $15-$30 for a box of 10 candies, a total of 100mg in the box. One tube of this is the equivalent of seven boxes of 10mg candies in their usual packaging configuration, or seven bottles of the very strongest beverages available (no container with more than 100mg).

When it comes to dosing with marijuana edibles, it is a delicate art with several moving parts. The same dose on different days will impact an in individual in varied ways. With smoked cannabis, the 'high' hits a plateau beyond which the stoner will not climb. With eaten cannabis, a protracted lag-time often leads to errant re-dosing and subsequent over-dosing. The subjective experience of overdoing cannabis edibles/beverages differs from the experience of smoking too much; the edible experience can bend toward the psychedelic, akin to eating psilocybin mushrooms or the substituted phenethylamines like 2-CB.

Seven bags of these equals one RSO tube

Fortunately, cannabis is non-toxic and has an extremely wide therapeutic index. In practical terms, that means the amount people use to get high is very different from the dose required to kill them. Some drugs, notably the opiates, have narrow therapeutic index, causing unfortunate consumers to accidentally kill themselves. That isn't going to happen to a stoner who eats what the Liquor Control Board considers to be 72 servings of marijuana all at once. But they better buckle up, because it is going to be an extended, weird-ass ride.

A budget oriented consumer desperate for cheaper cannabis edibles could split a RSO tube into ten servings, each with about 70mg cannabinoids. This would provide about 7x bang-for-the buck in terms of price per mg (for $15 you could make about seventy RSO servings, each with ~10 mg cannabinoids). Or you can spend $15 and get 10 servings of a legit product which is exactly what you should do! RSO packaged in this format is not intended for use as an edible and Stoner Living is not encouraging product misuse.

'Dosage makes the poison' goes the old adage, and though you probably won't kill yourself, why risk making a single day suck?

So, put that in your pipe and smoke it.

(C) 2019 Stoner Living Blog